Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Assignment 13 Neil


*EXPLOSION NOISE*  
This summer the newest action blockbuster about a woman with incredible assets.  
[intercut random snippets of movie dialogue] 
"But doctor! Are you sure the Bikini ArmorTM will protect me from that one British bad dude?" 
"As it so happens Candy the Bikini ArmorTM gets more powerful as it shows more of your incredible assets. 
[narrator again] 
Some hot actress, in the exact same blockbuster from this studio last summer, who is military trained by the CIA and the Navy Seals, but is also a neurosurgeon, will use her body to convince some man, with which you can identify, to save her from the bad guy. 
There's also a sex scene with no apparent importance to the plot or character development. 
[intercut random snippet of sex scene] 
[narrator again] 
Incredible Assets, 
Not the same movie from last year. 
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