Sunday, December 3, 2017

Assignment 13: Luke Webster

Since the dawn of humanity, there has been a problem with a patriarchy that systematically holds women down. Multiple attempts have been made to remedy this situation, all not 100% effective. 

I have the solution I think. 

Kill 3/4 of those with a Y chromosome. 

That's right, a government drive to eliminate 75% of all Y chromosomes. It would be perfect, and as the next generation comes through set a quota that once the cut off is met, those born with Y chromosomes will simply be aborted or killed upon birth.

Not to say that I'm just looking out for me, but I may or may not slip in there in that 25%

I mean its really just simple logic. If you remove the large majority of Y chromosomes from the equation, we can establish a matriarchy. That would be good for multiple reasons. 

1. The population of Y chromosomes being directly decimated, where once they forced women to be breeders, they themselves will be used only as a means of procreation, a twist of fate if you will.

2. The glass ceiling would finally be broken. Women would have a surplus of suddenly available top ranking positions, which would further their own ambitions and level out a playing field aimed to suppress them. 

3. We all learned in Kindergarten that everyone gets a turn. If we apply that basic fact, it is by far women's time to have a turn, so turn over the keys to the proverbial car.  

So what its only 2.625 billion people, couldn't be that bad. 

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