Assignment 13- Ben

They've finally done it! The match is set for December 25th right on Christmas. The Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un competition gauntlet. This competition is set to host 3 total events, winner takes all- the ownership of both countries complete and udder.- The events are as follow,
1- Call of Duty Black ops 2 1v2, Snipers Only, NO hardscoping no secondaries, no lethals. The first to 25 wins, and always last kill has to be a trick shot.
2- 100m dash, the highly anticipated race has seen a surprising lack of preparation on either side. Trump, representing America has "prepared" by drinking 8+ diet cokes a day on top of countless hours of TV, a typical american day, while Kim Jong Un the representative for North Korea has prepared by watching his people starve, as if using at as motivation to lose weight himself.
3- The last and most anticipated event is of course the celebrity boxing match, no holds barred. trump Stands as a heavy underdog, as many people believe that in his current state, it will take as much as a sideways glance by the more youthful Kim Jong Un, but Trump and his supporters seem to believe that his voters and betters are the "silent majority" and this fight will "shock the nation."