Assignment 13 - Brenden Knuckles

Look here, bud. Let's say you're hanging out with a bunch of friends, just enjoying the usual Tuesday nights, drinking the newest drinks and eating the coolest foods, when all of a sudden some sort of spider crosses in between those two eyes you have. What do you do? Use a shoe?

That's baby talk.

What REALLY gets rid of spiders these days is a trusty flamethrower. Now hear me out, you might think it's a little overboard, but it's really not. Think about it, a flamethrower has an INFINITE amount of uses to it than just getting rid of spiders. What if a burglar breaks in? See you later swindler, you just barely got a taste of what's really gonna hurt down in Satan's home. Got a pesky neighbor that won't stop peeping through that good old window of yours? Just use that flamethrower and burn his house down. Take it from the three little pigs. If that wolf won't go away, just burn him!