Assignment 13: Max Young

THIS JUST IN: DONALD TRUMP LANDS YET ANOTHER ASTONISHING BLOW ON THE NORTH KOREAN DICTATOR KIM JONG UN. In this all-out war we face today, United States president Donald Trump has launched another strike on Kim Jong Un, calling him a, "very unattractive and chubby man... I have no respect for those who cannot reach very high." This is the latest attack in an ongoing battle between the two leaders, in the worst war since the Cold War with Russia. Now, an exclusive interview with a local from WTFIH News, "I think he is a fantastic strategist, we're really hitting them where it hurts the most," states common man Jim Thompson. But, some are more concerned with the imminent clap-back from North Korea. "What if he calls him a bug dumb idiot?" questions Maria Jones. Well, what we do know for sure is that this war isn't, and is never going to be pretty. Hug your family, hold them close, we don't know if the end is coming upon us.