Assignment 20- Taetum Crawford

How to survive a day as me (cause why not)

1. hit snooze, a lot. oh you have to leave at 7:20? ha ha no, you're too exhausted from yesterday. wait... archery practice!
2. realize that you archery practice and actually need to be on the shooting line at 7:20
3. jump out of bed, shake your dogs awake and send them outside. Prepare their food, let them in and race to step 4
4. rush around to find clothes; hmmm, these smell clean enough. hurry hurry hurry, your socks dont need to match. shoes smell like mildew from yesterday, febreeze it ( or hit it with some smell good spray because you lost the febreeze moths ago)
5. let the dogs back in and run out to the car. got it started all's good, shoot. you forgot your clothes for softball practice. oh its fine you have shorts in your bag. gotta leave, it's 7:00.
6. turn on some music so you can not relax as you carefully and semi legally weave through traffic and back roads to get to school on time. Cheesy pop and some rock alternative will work
7. park on the side of the road (legally mind you), grab your backpack and rush to the gym
8. 7:20, go get your bow and start shooting. fail once again to figure out why you can't get yourself together at 15 m.
9. go wait in the rain for your first hour teacher to show up, late, to unlock the portable door.
10. endure health by yourself in the back of the room, probably working on something for softball instead because the girls want a new playlist. Avoid staring at crush because guy who sits across from crush keeps looking at you.
11. Alright, it's time to form some coherent sentences. You manage to sort of succeed, after you scribble a poor bell ringer down. realize you forgot to get breakfast and are now really hungry.
12. Get out of APUSH and walk with your teammate to physics.
13. Try and pay attention, and fail, because your lovely squirrel brain is fascinated by all the wonderful trinkets around you. also because, wow he has nice hair. Listen to Queen radio while working
14.  leave physics class and be way to aware of that one that's walking behind you until you turn to go to German.
15. German is one of the best times of the day. Sit back and ignore your growling stomach because lunch is coming soon... shoot, you forgot to pull out cash for lunch didn't you. well crap.
16. Due to your lack of sleep and food you are a loopy mess in German class. You manage to answer many questions but also spout off along the lines of "colors smell funny", "Bowen's sagging again", "your molesting my backpack", and endure many that's what she said jokes that leave your poor brain spazzing.
17. go to lunch and refuse to let a friend buy your lunch. Laugh and shake your head at the soft more boys you sit with. Don't stare at HIM. Realize you are staring at he who shall not be named, and abruptly tune back into the conversation only to realize its about something seemingly completely inappropriate and wonder again why you choose to sit with this group.
18. realize it's because you actually enjoy the laugh and that they are also pretty good kids at their core
19. go back to German, do your math homework.
20. Go to AP Lang. try your hardest not to space out because its actually an enjoyable class. You just don't understand the English language and are too nervous to speak because you don't trust yourself to hold a train of thought. Also, still hungry.
21. make it to AP Calc. say hi to Chris Beebout and see how he's advancing with his dating battle plan- the one you supplied intelligence on. Count the minutes until the bell rings.
22. FREEDOM
23. go meet Shelby, manage to not freeze when he walks by, and then go to your car. don't forget to say hi to Lucas and Drew O. On your way.
24. Go to McDonald's for food. Listen to the antics Shelby's ex is up to now, and tell embarrassing stories from your day to make her laugh.
25. relish in the food
26. go back to school and wait for practice to start.
27. practice. Don't talk back to Frakes, don't tell Frakes he's wrong, remember you need him to not hate you so he can put in word with Westerns coach.
28. be annoyed that instead of being outfield coach is having you 'practice' catcher since despite being the stating center fielder you are also the backup catcher and therefore have not fielded more then three balls since the fall.
29. Now depending on the day you either take shelby home, go to youth group, or get to go home. today let's just go home. Blast rock, alternative puck or whatever its called, and modern country the whole way home
30. Go home, let the dogs out and let your mom know you made it home so she doesn't worry.
31. feed the dogs
32. blast some music, any and all. sing your heart out as you get cleaned up because that's your favorite way to release.
33. Sit down and attempt to do some homework, fail.
34. realize you need dinner but don't want to make much of anything or go pay for something. So you eat cereal, a oven bake personal pizza, a dozen fruit snacks, or twelve crescent rolls because that's healthy.
35. take you dogs and crash. don't actually get a good nights sleep. toss and turn a bunch and wake up a lot because you forgot to take melatonin and now its too late.
36. laugh at every second of your hectic day and wake up and do it all again tomorrow