At the
age of seven, my friends told me the most horrifying truth. Santa Claus does
not exist! Of course, I didn’t believe them.
Santa Claus is the man who flies around the earth in one night. Right?
Before
I continue, I know that
many of you are skimming the page, and the fact that I have yet to say my
belief was debunked or I questioned the existence of Santa may concern you.
Yes, I do know Santa Claus does not exist, neither does the Easter Bunny, the
Tooth Fairy, or the Great Pumpkin. But, KEEP READING!
I brushed
off the whole Santa Claus thing, but at age eight a craze hit our school.
Fairies. Every kid would write to their “fairy” each night and in the morning,
they would write back. And if you were lucky, a piece of candy would be there
as well. For about three months, my mother kept up the charade, until I asked
her, ”Mom, Lauren says that my fairy is you. Is that true?” My mom replied
with, ”Do you want to know the truth?” to which I answered,”uuuuuuuggggghhhhhh.”
Shortly
after learning about the inexistence of fairies, I went to the dentist office
to have a tooth removed. In the car with my freshly pulled tooth, I sat with
excitement of the Tooth… I thought for a second. Tooth Fairy! After that
I figured out that since fairies aren’t real, Santa’s not real! But at least
the Easter Bunny still exists (I thought for another year). I asked my mom,
”The tooth fairy and Santa aren’t real, are they?” To which my mother replied,
”Do you want to know or keep believing?” I decided in the end to keep
“believing” for the quarter under my pillow that night.
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