Assignment 6 - Brenden Knuckles

My mind constantly wanders into dimensions beyond humankind. Not really. But I do sometimes (when at school) think about how much fun I’ll be having playing games with friends and staying up until midnight realizing how much you’ve failed in the past 7 hours because you forgot to do your homework. But that’s not often. That’s happened like five times, okay? None more. I think about work and how that will go, or thinking about where I want to work instead. There’s a lot of things that go through my mind. If it wasn’t obvious before. But I want to rant about the current conditions of Mercury going into retrograde. Mercury going into retrograde is what causes all of the bad problems in the world. And that’s only become a recent discovery as well. How come we haven’t known about Mercury going into retrograde before? Google even says that Mercury going into retrograde “incites dread” whenever it occurs. Nobody wants that to happen. But you can definitely blame that darn retrograde for all your problems.You left your homework at school? Mercury in retrograde. You forgot to put gas in your car? Mercury in retrograde. You forgot how hard life is, that’s obviously different. Mercury doesn’t fix that. Sorry.