Assignment 13- Anne Douglas

Headline: Trump Proposes Genius Plan to Put An End to The Sexual Assault Allegations

In the past month, hundreds of women have come forward with sexual assault allegations against many powerful men, some of the most prominent being Senator Roy Moore, Matt Lauer, and Harvey Weinstein. These allegations have caused a devastating blow to these men. The decades of work put into building their career would be a waste of time after such an allegation. Their reputations sullied beyond repair. And for what? All this so some hick girl can get media attention for "supposedly" being felt up when she was 14? Really America?

The biggest issue with the (as I like to call it) "epidemic" of sexual assault allegations, is that there is hardly any way to prove that the women are telling the truth. For all we know they could be lying to get attention, money, or praise. The odds that they are telling the truth are slim. I mean, why wouldn't they take advantage of these politically correct feminist snowflakes that eat all this up. By coming forward, these women are being showered with support while they are ruining someone else's life. Think thats fair? Think again.

President Trump knew all of this when he released his plan to end all the madness. He proposes that whenever someone else wants to come forward with a sexual assault violation against a man, they needs to go through him first. He wants the women to come to his office and show him hard hitting evidence. Then, the matter will be in his hands. The victim will NOT be allowed to go to the media. (Correction- they will be allowed to contact Fox News, for obvious reasons.) Trump will personally decide if he believes the woman, and if so, he will privately chastise the guilty party. No one should lose their job because of said wrong doing. In no way can our country afford any distraction within our capitalistic system, especially for something as trivial as sexual assault. Next, he will offer the victim a small loan of 1 million dollars to keep their mouths shut. This, he believes, will let them do al he shopping they want, and therefore they will be happy.

Wow. This plan is yet another ingenious solution to our nations issues proposed by President Trump. Dare I say it, with this brilliance we are one step closer to "Making America Great Again."