Sunday, March 25, 2018

Assignment 20 - Alex

How to go camping
Step 1) Pick a location
Step 2) Get permission for the location/reserve a campsite
Step 3) Get some people to go with you cause camping alone is actually kind of boring
Step 4) Pack a bag or tote with everything you'll need, stuff like a sleeping bag, a tent, clothes, food, flashlights, etc.
Step 5) Get in the car with your friends and get to the campsite
Step 6) Setup your tent in the inevitable rain that's pouring down cause the weather said it will be sunny all weekend. Welcome to camping ladies and gents
Step 7) Get stuck in your tent all weekend reading books or playing cards with friends
Step 8) Go home and clean all your stuff that's covered in sweat and mud despite not being even taken out of its bag
Step 9) Do it all again in a couple weeks

Alternative steps 6 and 7:
Step 6) Have plenty of time to set up your gear at base camp
Step 7) Have fun all weekend with a frisbee, football, and whatever is fun to do nearby

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